Wednesday, December 8, 2010

resolutions i'll never keep

stop eating fast food after 10pm. i told myself that last summer when liz & i stopped at wendy's after railcats games two or three times a week. but since i stopped at wendy's last night after work, obviously i'm not concerned enough to stop.

stop eating a giant bag of doritos in a mere two sittings. the truth is, i could eat the whole bag in one sitting, but as i get towards the bottom i realize i've eaten almost the entire bag ... so i stop & finish it off the next day. i should probably be able to get at least 4 servings out of it, right?

dust & vacuum on a regular basis. yeah, unless i start having friends over on a regular basis, i don't see this one ever happening. so if you stop by to see me unannounced (ha!), expect to see a house that needs to be dusted and vacuumed.

stop working FRIENDS quotes into my every day conversation. nah, let's not be ridiculous.
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1 comment:

Marlana said...

Well, I guess I'm not cleaning the house enough for your liking. *humph*