if i had a theme song

and it played aloud each time i walked into another room ...

okay, now sing that to "if i were a rich man" from fiddler on the roof. it's kinda funny, right? but no, i don't want "if i were a rich man" as my theme song. stop talking such ridiculous nonsense.

if i had a theme song, i would want it to be something instrumental and weighty. something with power. something that really made people take notice. like the theme to star wars. or m*a*s*h, though it has lyrics and they're depressing. to go another direction, perhaps pink's song so what? or mahna mahna from sesame street?


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